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[barking]

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[Jacqueline]
The sirens of summer

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had sung sweetly
to Sister Bertrille,

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who had gone aloft
for a brief flight.

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But she had ventured
perhaps too far from San Tanco.

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And when the winds fell,
very suddenly...

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[branches cracking]

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[groaning]

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[birds squawking]

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Anybody here?

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Nice island you've got here.

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Maybe it's livelier
on Saturday night.

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Signal fire.

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[blowing]

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It'll never happen.

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[Jacqueline]
In situations like this, there are only 2 thoughts.

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Do the natives still make
hero sandwiches out of missionaries?

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And, are the natives
restless tonight?

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[birds chirping]

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[rustling]

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Carlos!

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Carlos!

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Sister Bertrille!
Oh, Carlos.

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I've never been so
glad to see anybody in my whole life.

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Oh, same for me.
What are you doing here, anyway?

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Well, that's a long story.

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You know,
I was just about to ask you the same thing.

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You were? Well,
I was just cruising around, but the wind died.

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Oh, that's great.
Yeah.

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We are stranded.

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Oh, no, we're not.
We can just take your yacht, right?

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Wrong.
Wrong?

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Right.
Why?

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I've been marooned.

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Oh, I see.

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No, I don't see.
Who marooned you?

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April chance.
She cast you adrift?

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She threw me overboard.
She's bigger than you?

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She moved faster than me.

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Well, I--I met her
at a club

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and I suggested
we could, uh...

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Know each other better
on a little sail, out here alone.

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We had a picnic planned.

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And when we got here

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I tried to, well,
you might say

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solidify our friendship.

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And she pushed me
over the side

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and took off
with the yacht.

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Well, Carlos,
it looks like you were outmaneuvered this time.

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Ah, yeah, maneuvered.

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You have never
seen maneuvering

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like I'll maneuver
if I ever get my hands on her again.

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Oh, Carlos,
you can't really blame her.

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Oh, I can't, huh?
No.

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You just watch me.

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I'm going to
have her keelhauled.

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If I knew how it is done.

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Calm down.

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I am not calming down.

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I'm going to stay
just the way I am.

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Swell.
But I can't really feel sorry for you.

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I have a hunch
you got yourself into this, old boy.

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What gave you that idea?

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I am as innocent
as the day is long.

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A victim of circumstances.

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Oh, sure.

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What about
that little episode with bobbye star?

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Or have you forgotten
that one?

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How can I forget
with you around?

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Welcome to the caprice,
Mr. Vicious.

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I'll welcome you, playboy.

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Oh, there's been a tragic
misunderstanding.

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Is that why
the door was locked?

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Yes. Uh, no!

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There was a draft.

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[Bobbie]
Don't lie, Carlos.

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We're not ashamed.

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We love each other.

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We what?
You what?

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I'm not just
a decoration to him.

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He thinks I have
a beautiful soul.

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For that line alone,
you ought to be shot.

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Miss star, m-maybe
we--we should reconsider.

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But, Carlos--

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after all,
we just met this morning.

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Playboy, by the time
I'm finished with your face,

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your own mother won't
recognize you.

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Listen, you got me
into that mess.

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All I did was
introduce you.

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The trouble with you is
every time you go to work,

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you toss out more lines
than a fishing pier on Sunday afternoon.

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No wonder
you get tangled up.

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Oh, sister, please,
don't start with the sermons.

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Where's your cornet?
You can fly out for help.

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Oh. No, I can't fly.

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See, it got all wet
and torn, and...

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There isn't any wind,
anyway. Thank you.

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I wonder how many years
I'm going to get for killing a pirate.

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That's not
important now, Carlos.

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The important thing
is survival.

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Survival!

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Yes.

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Why, it'll be tooth
and nail

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if we expect to
live out the years until someone stumbles on us here.

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What are you talking about?

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As soon as that pirate
feels enough remorse

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she'll turn around
and come back.

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And I'm going to stay here
waiting for her

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and then I'm
going to kill her.

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Swell. But, in the meantime,
you'd better make preparation for a stay.

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No telling how long
we'll be here.

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Preparations.

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The only preparations
I'm making are

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to make that girl sorry
she--she ever ran off with my yacht.

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Carlos,

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there's no telling
what we might face here,

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like, uh, like wild beasts,

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or exposure,
or dying of thirst,

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or rinderpest, or beri-beri,
or hoof and mouth disease,

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or--or an unexpected
monsoon.

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Monsoon?

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They don't occur
on these latitudes.

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See? See how
unexpected it would be?

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Oh, boy.

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Can it be fixed?
What?

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The cornet.
Oh, I don't know.

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I hung it to dry back there.

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But it's ripped and I need to
get it stiff enough to lift me properly.

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It might be the only way
to get out of here.

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I don't think I could
remain sane on an island

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with you
for very long.

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Oh. Thank you very much.

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You know, I might
be able to make some struts for it.

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For what?
The cornet!

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There's no need to holler,
we're the only ones on the island.

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But I need to get
some starch for it.

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You're not going to
find starch on an island.

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Don't be too sure.

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Now, the first thing
to do is to make a big signal fire, Ok?

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So you go that way
and I'll go this way.

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And try to gather
as much as you can.

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Ok. Gather what?

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Firewood!
Fine.

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[Bertrille]
See? We eat.

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Fish?
Mmm!

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All you need to do now
is go dig us up some worms.

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Yeah. Worms?

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Dig worms?

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Well, what do
you think fish eat, barbecued beef sandwiches?

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Well, I'm not going to
dig worms.

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Carlos,
if you want to eat fish, you have to dig worms.

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I will not dig worms.
It is demeaning.

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It is beneath the dignity of
a gentleman of Puerto Rico to dig worms.

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Look, Carlos,
in this operation,

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if anyone wants to eat,
they have to help.

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Now, I'm not going
to work my fingers to the bone

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while you sit around
and get a suntan.

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All right, all right,
I'll dig worms,

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snakes, cobras, pythons.

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Thank you, Carlos.
Worms are enough.

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[sighs]

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Here you are.

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Carlos?

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Thank you, lord,
for the bounty of the sea,

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and for making us
comfortable in such harrowing conditions. Amen.

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You don't know
the trouble I went to to get that, Ma'am.

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You know, Carlos, you're
the grouchiest companion

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I've ever been
stranded on an island with.

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I'm a paragon of joy
compared to what I'd be

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if that April chance
was here.

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You're not really
that angry at her, are you?

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No, no, I'm not angry.

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I'm livid with rage.

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Well, it's your own fault.

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Nevertheless,
I'm going to wring her lovely neck,

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slowly, with great care
and great joy.

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Carlos, you've got
no one to blame but yourself.

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Luring girls out
on your yacht

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and sailing out where
they can't even walk home.

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I didn't lure her,
I just--

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just what?

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Just nothing.

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Uh-huh, just as I thought.
It's your own fault.

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What are you, anyway,
the voice of my conscience?

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Don't be silly.
Silly?

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From the very
first day we met,

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everywhere I go,
anything I do, you pop up,

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like a gloomy danger sign,

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like a heavenly ounce
of prevention.

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Nonsense.

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I wish it was.

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Remember that trip
I was making to St. Thomas?

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With that sweet,
sweet girl.

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Do you know
this is the first time I've been to St. Thomas?

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Does it have
beautiful scenery?

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Not compared to you, Louise

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oh, Carlos.

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[inaudible]

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I understand St. Thomas
is a free port.

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What can I buy there?

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Carlos!

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We are not going
to St. Thomas.

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You're kidding!

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Pedro, turn back
to San Juan.

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Turn back!

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00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:49,000
What for?

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To donate my land
to the convent.

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Do you have to do it
right now?

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Yeah.

210
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But why?

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I just had
a religious experience.

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00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:07,190
That was purely accidental.
I just happened to be in the neighborhood.

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00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:09,220
Sister, you are always
in the neighborhood.

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00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:12,080
And as much as I appreciate
your concern,

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there are times when I wish
you'd do me a favor and get lost.

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So many times.

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00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:29,010
We should drink to the fate
that made our paths cross.

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Or to the travel folders
that enticed me

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to come to Puerto Rico
for my vacation.

220
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We'll drink to them, too.
Then we will lunch

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and then...
And then?

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Then we'll spend
the hours blissfully, just the 2 of us,

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alone.

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Carlos, you won't
believe it,

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00:11:48,170 --> 00:11:51,030
but when I was a little girl
in Wisconsin, well, I,

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I just hated to go
on picnics because

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something always happened
to spoil them.

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Nothing can spoil the bliss
of this moment, my darling.

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00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,060
Carlos, there's someone here,
standing right behind you.

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Oh, no.
No, it can't be.

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Not here. Not now--

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Carlos, hi.

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I didn't expect
to find you here.

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That's exactly
why we're different, Sister Bertrille.

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I've come to expect you
to find me here and everywhere.

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[Carlos]
And to make matters even worse,

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unlike lightning,
you struck twice

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at the same place
and on the same date.

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Oh, foolish girl,

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how can I forget
a sublime moment like this?

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Hi, I'm back.

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Oh, why me? Why me?
What have I done?

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Gee, I'm sorry to bust in
on you two like this again, but I couldn't help it.

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Of course
you couldn't help it, Sister Bertrille.

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It is preordained
that we meet in strange, out-of-the-way places.

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Carlos, I needed
another favor. What now?

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00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:05,010
Well, I took your advice,
and I got rid of that no-good heap that I bought.

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00:13:05,010 --> 00:13:06,140
Oh, I'm overjoyed.

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And now I wondered
if I could borrow your station wagon.

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My station wagon?
Yeah, just for a second.

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00:13:10,110 --> 00:13:12,180
You see, the kids are waiting
to be taken to the carnival.

252
00:13:12,180 --> 00:13:14,080
I promise
I'll be back in a jiffy.

253
00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:15,210
Of course
you will be back, Sister Bertrille,

254
00:13:15,210 --> 00:13:17,150
it is inevitable.

255
00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,100
Please, take the car.

256
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,080
Oh, thank you, Carlos.

257
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,030
You're a real good egg.
Bless you.

258
00:13:24,030 --> 00:13:25,030
Have fun,
you two.

259
00:13:26,190 --> 00:13:28,230
[thunder rumbling]

260
00:13:28,230 --> 00:13:32,080
Carlos, I want to go back
to my hotel room now.

261
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,120
Ok.

262
00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:34,160
If you wish.

263
00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,020
How?

264
00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:39,000
What other way is there?

265
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,120
I'm going to walk you back.

266
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,210
Come on.

267
00:13:42,210 --> 00:13:45,190
[screaming]

268
00:13:45,190 --> 00:13:48,110
[Carlos]
Sometimes I think you were put on earth

269
00:13:48,110 --> 00:13:53,100
to punish me
for every stray thought that ever entered my mind.

270
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:56,060
Don't try and crawl
out from under all that guilt, Carlos,

271
00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:58,050
by blaming your
troubles on me.

272
00:13:58,050 --> 00:13:59,140
To quote a famous sage.

273
00:13:59,140 --> 00:14:02,110
"Live by the sword,
die by the sword."

274
00:14:02,110 --> 00:14:05,050
Oh, sister,
I'm a desolate figure of a man.

275
00:14:05,050 --> 00:14:07,200
Would you just,
please stop bugging me?

276
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,090
Carlos,
there's an old saying.

277
00:14:09,090 --> 00:14:10,150
"The truth bugs."

278
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,210
"The truth hurts."

279
00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:12,220
I bet it does!

280
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,040
[sighs]

281
00:14:17,150 --> 00:14:19,130
How about your cornet?

282
00:14:19,130 --> 00:14:23,130
Well, it's dry,
but that's about all I can say for it.

283
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,050
Let me get it.
Ok.

284
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,220
You know,
I might be able to make a frame of struts for it.

285
00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:31,210
Yeah?
Yeah.

286
00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:35,190
I'm beginning to think
that she took the yacht all the way back to San Juan.

287
00:14:35,190 --> 00:14:37,210
Might be our only chance.

288
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,190
But, Carlos,
there isn't enough wind.

289
00:14:39,190 --> 00:14:41,040
We have to hope.

290
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:42,160
Now you're starting
to sound like me.

291
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:45,080
Well, now that the problem
of food is settled,

292
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,160
there's only one other
problem to face, Friday.

293
00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:50,130
Don't call me Friday.
Call me Robinson.

294
00:14:52,010 --> 00:14:53,190
Ok, Robinson.

295
00:14:53,190 --> 00:14:55,200
We have to find
some fresh drinking water.

296
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,040
How about all that?

297
00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,100
Salt.

298
00:14:58,100 --> 00:14:59,190
Oh.
Yeah.

299
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:02,060
So, you go that way
and I'll go this way

300
00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:03,180
round the other
side of the island

301
00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:05,120
and look where
the foliage is the greenest

302
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:07,230
because that's where
there's most likely to be fresh water.

303
00:15:07,230 --> 00:15:09,080
Ok.

304
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,140
I'm only going
because I'm thirsty.

305
00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:12,170
Right.

306
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:50,120
[groaning]

307
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,230
[gasping]

308
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000
[softly]
Hello.

309
00:15:58,230 --> 00:16:00,140
Who are you?

310
00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:04,000
I--I--I'm
Sister Bertrille, uh, convent San Tanco.

311
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,100
I'm April.
Oh, what a swill!

312
00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:07,140
April?

313
00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:10,150
From the yacht, April?

314
00:16:10,150 --> 00:16:13,020
Oh, hooray! Hooray!
We're saved!

315
00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:14,070
When do we leave?

316
00:16:14,070 --> 00:16:15,230
As soon as we can
get to your boat.

317
00:16:15,230 --> 00:16:18,140
My boat?
I thought we'd use your boat.

318
00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:19,230
That would be difficult.

319
00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:22,110
I sank it,
and it wasn't even mine.

320
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,070
Oh, wait till he hears that.

321
00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:27,000
Wait till who hears that?

322
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,050
Uh,

323
00:16:28,050 --> 00:16:30,000
whomever it belongs to.

324
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,170
Y-Y-You said
you didn't own it.

325
00:16:33,210 --> 00:16:35,110
Say, what are you
doing here?

326
00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:37,010
Thinking as hard as I can.

327
00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:38,100
Meditating?

328
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,210
Oh, yes, I guess
you could call it that.

329
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:44,140
But how did you get here?

330
00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:47,200
Oh, I just dropped in,
but I didn't plan on staying.

331
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,070
So we're both
in the same boat.

332
00:16:51,070 --> 00:16:53,210
[tittering]
I hope not.

333
00:16:53,210 --> 00:16:56,000
Sister, talking to you
is like coming in

334
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,160
in the middle
of a conversation.

335
00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:59,080
Really?

336
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,010
That's what they
say at the convent.

337
00:17:01,010 --> 00:17:04,020
That's why I have to get away
every once in a while, to meditate.

338
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:05,100
Right!

339
00:17:06,180 --> 00:17:08,190
Right. Uh,

340
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,050
are we alone on this island?

341
00:17:13,130 --> 00:17:15,210
Well, no one is ever
really alone.

342
00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:19,110
But isn't there a big fire
on the other side of the island?

343
00:17:19,110 --> 00:17:21,170
I mean, I saw it
as I was swimming in.

344
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,120
Uh, yes,
it's a signal fire that I built,

345
00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:25,110
but you don't want
to go over there.

346
00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:31,200
It's the best I can do.

347
00:17:32,130 --> 00:17:34,020
It might work.

348
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,110
Looks pretty awful.

349
00:17:35,110 --> 00:17:37,190
Well, esthetics were
my last consideration, sister.

350
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,170
I'll try it.
Ok.

351
00:17:40,090 --> 00:17:41,230
Come on, go ahead.

352
00:17:41,230 --> 00:17:44,090
Well, I--I'll go round
to the other side of the island.

353
00:17:44,090 --> 00:17:46,000
There's more wind
over there.

354
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,030
If there's no wind here,
why should there be wind over there?

355
00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:52,070
Oh, just a fluke
of topography, I guess.

356
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:54,160
You're acting
very peculiar now.

357
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,210
[tittering]
I am?

358
00:17:55,210 --> 00:17:57,210
W-Well, it must be
the privation.

359
00:17:57,210 --> 00:18:00,030
You'd act peculiar, too,
if you were washed up on an island.

360
00:18:00,030 --> 00:18:02,210
I am washed up
on an island! Right.

361
00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:06,120
None of this is happening.
I'm not trapped here making struts for a cornet,

362
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:09,150
and my yacht is not
out there somewhere with that p-pirate!

363
00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:11,090
No, it isn't.

364
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,160
What?
What?

365
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:15,100
I mean, she's
probably made it to San Juan by now.

366
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:16,220
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, probably.

367
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,080
But when I find her...

368
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,000
When I find her, I'm--
you will find her.

369
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,060
Will you watch the fire?
I gotta go.

370
00:18:29,110 --> 00:18:33,100
[birds twittering]

371
00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:52,070
Have to keep exercising.

372
00:18:52,070 --> 00:18:54,100
You never know when
fitness will count.

373
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,070
Sister Bertrille,
I still can't understand

374
00:18:56,070 --> 00:18:59,200
why we spend so
much time repairing your cornet.

375
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:03,070
Well, it's just
that I feel funny with my habit incomplete.

376
00:19:03,070 --> 00:19:04,220
Oh, darn it!

377
00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:08,080
Oh, these binds are tough
and my hands are getting all cut up.

378
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:11,200
If we're going to
starch the cornet, the binds won't hold.

379
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,170
We need something
more like thread.

380
00:19:13,170 --> 00:19:16,030
Yeah. Hold this.
Thank you.

381
00:19:21,190 --> 00:19:23,170
There.

382
00:19:23,170 --> 00:19:26,050
If I ever see that
Carlos Ramirez again,

383
00:19:26,050 --> 00:19:29,130
I'll sew him up
like that cornet. I swear I will.

384
00:19:29,130 --> 00:19:31,080
Maybe you're judging him
too harshly.

385
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,010
[chuckling]
Harshly?

386
00:19:33,010 --> 00:19:37,020
Listen, if anyone knows
how to judge a playboy like that, it's me.

387
00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:40,150
You must have
found something in him attractive.

388
00:19:40,150 --> 00:19:44,000
Well, I'll admit
he had a certain amount of dash.

389
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,080
[both laughing]

390
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,070
And a persuasive charm,
yeah.

391
00:19:49,170 --> 00:19:53,000
And a darling smile.

392
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,110
Besides, to quote my mother,

393
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:56,160
"it's just as easy
to fall in love with a rich man

394
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,180
as a poor one."

395
00:19:57,180 --> 00:19:59,140
Oh.

396
00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:02,060
But, boy,
have I got news for mother.

397
00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:07,150
Something tells me
you two weren't meant for each other.

398
00:20:13,210 --> 00:20:16,020
Here.
Oh, thank you.

399
00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:17,190
I don't think
I'll need it, though.

400
00:20:17,190 --> 00:20:19,190
This is almost
as good as new.

401
00:20:19,190 --> 00:20:22,150
All I needed to do was
soak it in coconut milk and let it dry,

402
00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:24,010
and it's all starched.

403
00:20:24,010 --> 00:20:25,210
Coconut milk
is 90% starch.

404
00:20:25,210 --> 00:20:27,060
I'll have to
make a note of that.

405
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,100
Yeah, write it down
and keep it in your wallet.

406
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:31,030
Say, how do you know
all these things?

407
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,060
Oh, I don't know.
I guess you know a lot of things

408
00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:35,080
without knowing
you know 'em until you need them.

409
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:37,050
I just remember,
that's all.

410
00:20:37,050 --> 00:20:40,200
Like for instance,
tubers and roots and sago palm are 90% starch.

411
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:43,000
Gee, I wish
I knew things that were useful like that.

412
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:49,040
You know, I have decided
that I am just not very bright, sister.

413
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,000
Well, you know,

414
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,220
otherwise, I wouldn't keep
making the same mistakes over and over and over.

415
00:20:53,220 --> 00:20:56,100
Mistakes?
Mmm. Men.

416
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:59,160
Why, you know,
I keep picking the kind

417
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:02,000
that leave me
stranded on islands.

418
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,210
But April, you
were the one that...

419
00:21:03,210 --> 00:21:06,160
I mean, uh,
don't you think that, uh, what's his name?

420
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,220
Carlos...
Carlos

421
00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:09,050
Ramirez
Ramirez.

422
00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:11,060
Right. Maybe he's not
like all the others.

423
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:14,120
I mean, it might have been
an honest misunderstanding.

424
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,190
Oh, please, sister.

425
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,030
[laughing]

426
00:21:17,030 --> 00:21:18,110
Well, I mean
the arrangement

427
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,000
might have been
a little bit different,

428
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,020
[April]
But he was playing the same old tune.

429
00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:23,110
Yeah, right.

430
00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:25,200
Take it from me.
All is not gold that glitters.

431
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,160
But maybe--maybe it was
partly your fault.

432
00:21:30,010 --> 00:21:32,180
Well, like they say,
"it takes two to tango."

433
00:21:32,180 --> 00:21:35,170
But just the same,
here I am, stuck,

434
00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:39,040
stranded in the middle
of nowhere. And it's because of him.

435
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:42,080
Boy, you know,
sinking his yacht was an accident,

436
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,210
but if I ever get
a hold of him again--

437
00:21:43,210 --> 00:21:45,130
sinking my yacht!

438
00:21:45,130 --> 00:21:48,030
You!
Carlos, what are you doing here?

439
00:21:48,030 --> 00:21:49,230
I was lonely!

440
00:21:49,230 --> 00:21:52,110
Well, here's something
to keep you company!

441
00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:54,090
[exclaiming]

442
00:21:57,110 --> 00:21:59,200
Carlos,
don't do anything you'll be sorry for.

443
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:03,050
I'm not going to be
sorry about anything!

444
00:22:03,050 --> 00:22:04,060
[Carlos]
I'm gonna...

445
00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:06,050
April, a lady never
uses her fist.

446
00:22:06,050 --> 00:22:07,230
All right,
I'll use a rock! Good!

447
00:22:07,230 --> 00:22:09,080
No!

448
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,120
Now, you guys, wait.
Now, wait.

449
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,100
Now wait a minute!

450
00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:14,170
[exclaiming in Spanish]

451
00:22:16,090 --> 00:22:19,140
Just because you're rich,
you think you can run faster than I...

452
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:23,190
[Bertrille]
Stop! Come back!

453
00:22:23,190 --> 00:22:25,200
[panting]
All right, you guys, now cut it out.

454
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:29,020
It's-- it's not nice
to hit people with bricks!

455
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,200
Carlos! April!

456
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:36,060
I think we can
talk this thing out sensibly.

457
00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:38,010
[squelching]

458
00:22:38,010 --> 00:22:39,010
[exclaims]

459
00:22:42,210 --> 00:22:45,200
[Bertrille]
Help! Somebody help me!

460
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,130
Sister Bertrille,
where are you?

461
00:22:47,130 --> 00:22:51,140
Help! Carlos!
I'm sinking! I'm sinking!

462
00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:53,150
[Bertrille]
Carlos!

463
00:22:53,150 --> 00:22:56,070
Sister Bertrille!
Sister Bertrille!

464
00:22:56,070 --> 00:22:58,160
Carlos, I'm down here.
Sister!

465
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,030
Now, Carlos, don't panic.

466
00:23:00,030 --> 00:23:02,060
I'm not panicking.

467
00:23:02,060 --> 00:23:03,130
Can you say any prayers?

468
00:23:03,130 --> 00:23:05,170
Carlos, praying
isn't enough right now.

469
00:23:05,170 --> 00:23:08,080
[April]
Sister, you're going under.

470
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:10,130
You're telling me.

471
00:23:10,130 --> 00:23:13,170
Carlos, do something!

472
00:23:13,170 --> 00:23:16,120
As soon as I save her,
I'm going to finish with you.

473
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,010
[grunting]

474
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,100
[April laughing]

475
00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:29,150
You know, Carlos,
now that we've cleared the air,

476
00:23:29,150 --> 00:23:31,100
I forgive you everything.

477
00:23:31,100 --> 00:23:33,040
And I forgive you.

478
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:36,010
And after all,
the insurance will take care of the yacht.

479
00:23:36,010 --> 00:23:38,090
Carlos, the wind
is rising!

480
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,170
Yes!
It is rising!

481
00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:42,160
What? What is it?

482
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:45,020
[Carlos]
Come on hurry up, be on your way.

483
00:23:45,020 --> 00:23:47,060
Well, where are you going?

484
00:23:47,060 --> 00:23:51,050
And the updraft will
take you straight to San Juan. We are lucky.

485
00:23:51,050 --> 00:23:53,010
Oh, Ok, I'm ready.

486
00:23:53,010 --> 00:23:54,180
But, Carlos,
I'm leaving you and April here alone.

487
00:23:54,180 --> 00:23:58,000
I know. I know.
You just fly safely home. And hurry,

488
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,180
because the wind
might die down.

489
00:23:59,180 --> 00:24:02,060
Yes, but I'm leaving
you here alone on your honor.

490
00:24:02,060 --> 00:24:03,160
Oh, sister,
how can you think--

491
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,100
Carlos, promise.

492
00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:07,040
...I'd be anything
but a gentleman in the circumstances?

493
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,180
Carlos, promise,
else I can't go.

494
00:24:10,070 --> 00:24:11,080
[sighs]

495
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:12,230
Ok, I promise.

496
00:24:12,230 --> 00:24:14,090
Oh, good. Good.

497
00:24:14,090 --> 00:24:15,160
Wish me luck.
Ok.

498
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,210
I'll send help
as soon as I can.

499
00:24:16,210 --> 00:24:18,020
[Carlos]
Good luck.

500
00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:27,180
April?

501
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,020
April!

502
00:24:34,090 --> 00:24:35,170
Carlos.

503
00:24:35,170 --> 00:24:38,030
At last
we are alone.

504
00:24:38,030 --> 00:24:41,030
Oh, alone!
Come on, where's Sister Bertrille?

505
00:24:41,030 --> 00:24:43,070
She left us
for the moment.

506
00:24:43,070 --> 00:24:44,140
I don't see how...

507
00:24:44,140 --> 00:24:46,040
Oh, come on,
don't say a word.

508
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:48,080
[Bertrille]
Carlos, you promised!

509
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,200
What was that?

510
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,000
[groaning]
The voice of my conscience!

511
00:24:54,230 --> 00:24:55,230
But...

512
00:24:56,210 --> 00:24:57,190
But...

513
00:25:43,478 --> 00:25:45,478
[end credits]

514
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